Time is running out boys,
you’d better find a wife.


You never know what you might be
in the after life.

You may come back as ugly,
you may come back as me,
in most urgent need of
plastic surgery!

Time is running out.
Time is running out.

Time is running out girls,
you’d better face the facts.
Just look at all them wrinkles now,
look at all them cracks.

So tell him that you want him
and see how he reacts,
if he doesn’t love you
kick him in the slacks!

Time is running out.
Time is running out.

Time is running out.
Time is running out.

Copyright Keith Ames