Three miles to go
three minutes to get there,
I know she’s waiting for me.
Three miles to go
three minutes to get there,
if only I could be:

Pinned up against the bedroom door,
tied up tight on the bathroom floor,
in every way I’d beg for more
until she set me free!

Two miles to go
two minutes to get there,
I know she’s waiting for me.
Two miles to go
two minutes to get there,
if only I could be:

Pinned up against the bedroom door,
tied up tight on the bathroom floor,
in every way I’d beg for more
until she set me free!

I thought I left in plenty of time,
I guess that I was wrong.
I’ll never make that mistake again,
why does it take so long?

One mile to go
one minute to get there,
I know she’s waiting for me.
One mile to go
and sixty seconds left,
if only I could be:

Pinned up against the bedroom door,
tied up tight on the bathroom floor,
left and right I’d beg for more
until she set me free!

Copyright Keith Ames